We live in a culture saturated with sex. We're obsessed with it. And we use it every way we can to to make a nickel. Movies, magazines, sales, stuff, etc. It's no secret. Its fact. So in light of this, I figured I better write an article on how to get laid....For real men.
First. Square yourself away. That means, stop being a boy, and start being a man. Sex is for men, not for boys (as are the consequences). Next. Square yourself away with God. Get right with Him before you do anything. Because you can't do anything without Him.
Second. Start shopping. By shopping I mean courting. Dating isn't real. It's a ruse. A total waste of time. Start courting for marriage. Find a woman who you can spend the rest of your life with, and invest in her. She's going to want everything so get ready to give it.
Third. Now that you've squared yourself away with God, and found yourself a good woman to spend the rest of your life with. Marry her. Put your chips on table, and a ring on that finger. Now you're ready to do man things.
I hope you enjoyed the tutorial on how to get laid...for men. I don't recommend deviating from this easy 3 step plan. The consequences won't be good. Contact me if you have any questions.
-MAC
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